Rob Wheeler doesn’t like to write about himself in third person but is a Professional Author and so will suck it up. Rob was born in Portland, Maine, way back in 1971 and has lived in various parts of the Pine Tree State ever since because he just can’t seem to find the exit. He has been a lifelong lover of fantasy in all its forms and is currently pursuing the fantasy that he might one day be a successful author. He is married to Mariah, his heart, soul, muse, and partner in all things criminal or otherwise, and has two adult kids that seem to be doing pretty good so far. He raises chickens and rabbits, and a cat named Haru T. Cat (the ‘T’ is for Theresa). He can’t eat potatoes, which makes him sad, but can and does eat cheese, which makes up for his other deficiencies. If you want to know more, he’s probably in his writing room and is approachable with caution after 8 a.m. So far, he has written four or five books and published one, which is pretty good for a classic underachiever like him.
email Rob at lawful.lands@gmail.com if you have a comment, query, or would just like to chat, and especially if you know the secret song of the sirens– I’ve been wondering about that for years.
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